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Have you had, you know? The surgery? they ask me
Yes I reply as i rip of my shirt to reveal an L16 81mm Mortar mounted inside my chest. I fire a round at point blank, killing me instantly

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re: signal app 

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signal app 

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so i haven't told my partner this yet but when we move in together i Will be getting this image printed out and framed on our wall

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Me, high as fuck: ok so, there's a train right, and it goes round the world yeah? But get this *takes a hit of the joint* it's a metaphor for capitalism

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horny shitpost (communism) 

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protestors put up a guillotine in front of Jeff Bezos’ mansion holy shit

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Most common and incredibly avoidable security fuck-ups:
- no phones in the room when you plan the thing, but phones in the room when you celebrate its success
- phone is encrypted, but 1312 is the password
- anonymous on FB and twitter but 5 dating apps have your full name, face, location and radical politics
- ... (feel free to add more)

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under socialism we will all have the same size #ass and the same size #dick and #balls. do you want that????????????

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i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

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Imagine being a horse then one day you gain sentience and become a communist.

I wanna compost my gender and grow flowers on it

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if you're going out in public wear a mask (clap clap)
if you're going out in public wear a mask (clap clap)
it helps not spread infection
and prevents facial detection
if you're going out in public wear a mask (clap clap)

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