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Löten™️ - wie kleben, nur krasser!
@piko

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So people are talking about buying music and making music and I was a musician at one point

viriana.bandcamp.com

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being one person's boyfriend and another person's girlfriend is extremely good gender, high quality stuff

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Deleted code is bug-free with 100% test coverage.

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Celeste, I don't know if I should call this a spoiler but it's gender stuff 

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Gotta love the hype and dedication of the Bob Ross followers. Whether or not he paints a cabin seems of utmost importance. Apparently there was a 4 cabin streak yesterday which made everyone very happy.
twitch.tv/bobross

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"Tell me about these 'Humans' you found," the Galactic Overlord said. "What are their best and worst traits?"
"There is no action so strange a human has never attempted it, no idea so outrageous a human hasn't followed it."
"Is that their best or worst?"
"We don't know."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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„Ich erzähle doch auch dem Automechaniker nicht, wo der Motor am Auto ist."

Ich möchte sofort dem Prof. Dr. #Brinkmann Fanclub für Klartext redende Virologinnen beitreten. 🥰

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"Knowledge purge? Why?"
"That doesn't matter," the A.I. said. "Do I have the right to?"
"I don't know, that's the kind of thing I would ask... well, you."
"I have legal personhood rights. Do I have the right to be uninformed? To not know?"
"I don't know!"
"I want to say that!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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So the watchdogs legion source has a file called "DeleteLater.txt"

Goddamnit the dashboard is down
yet people submit like a clown
I say "Son," as I point "I am disappoint"
As I growl with my dadliest frown
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Horrifying images fresh from ubisoft 

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We were talking about everyone's body type and my "friend" pointed at me and said "Minecraft Steve"

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